I know, this isn't Yoda... but it's funny!

Got any death sticks?

Luminous beings are we.

Lost a planet, Mr. Kenobi has. How ebarrassing, how embarrassing!

Over, the war finally is.

To the front lines you will take me.

Feel the force you must.

Mudhole!? Slimy!? My home, this is!

Begun, the clone wars have.

Your father, a powerful jedi he was.

Only a jedi could have erased those files...

Your ally is the Force. A powerful ally it is.

The Force surrounds us, binds us.

The force is my ally. And a powerful ally it is.

Great warrior? Heh, wars not make one great.

It appears we are equally matched in the use of the Force...

When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.

A jedi uses the force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.

Great warrior? Heh. Wars not make one great.

Through the Force, things you will see.

The dark side is quicker, easier, more seductive.

Trained as a jedi, you request for him, hmm?

Hey Dooku, you shoelaces are untied...

A jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do.

A jedi's strength flows from the force.

I request the boy be trained as a jedi.